Damned

This is the afterlife as only Chuck Palahniuk could imagine it: a twisted inferno where "The English Patient" plays endlessly, roaming demons devour sinners limb by limb, and the damned interrupt your dinner from their sweltering call center to hard-sell you Hell. The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, eleven-year-old Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas while her parents tout their new projects and adopt more orphans. When she dies of a marijuana overdose, the next thing she knows she's in Hell, sharing a cell with a motley crew of young sinners: a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, and a punk rocker, united to form the six-feet-under version of everyone's favorite detention movie. Madison and her pals trek across the Dandruff Desert and climb the treacherous Mountain of Toenail Clippings to confront Satan in his citadel.