Learn Just Enough... To Get Laid

Every guy wants to be the ultimate Renaissance man - effortlessly cooking gourmet meals, speaking foreign languages, and playing guitar - but who has time to gain all that expertise? This informative - and humorous - guide instructs libidinous lads how to better themselves in an effort to be more appealing to the opposite sex. In the words of a modern day philosopher Napoleon Dynamite: Girls like guys with skills and to that end, Learn Just Enough...to Get Laid presents a step-by-step guide for men looking for quick and easy ways to better themselves in an effort to be more appealing to the opposite sex. While playfully nodding to the many 'How to' and 'self-help' guides out there, Learn Just Enough...to Get Laid is in no way a satire, joke or hoax. The authors have approached experts in a number of fields of interest and gotten their help in creating an instructive (and funny) format that will provide all the information readers need to seal the deal in minutes instead of months. With its humorous and lighthearted tone, this book teaches real skills and imparts real information that can actually better someone and its sense of humor is playful, but never mean or misogynistic. Engaging, fun, and easy to read Learn Just Enough... contains pictures, charts, graphs, and other visual aids along with the text on subjects including: guitar, cooking, fighting, astronomy, magic, wine, French, and fitness.