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All illustrations are in full color now!
Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo are on a mission to perform their most effective skateboarding skills powered by Ninja farts.
They participate in a skateboarding competition and view it from a Ninja dimension that they call "Farting Around The World".
The skateboard competition takes them to the most unique, mystic, epic, famous, mysterious, historic and ancient destinations of the world.
They are competing in places like Italy: Rome and Pisa, Greece: Athens, North Africa: Casablanca, China, India, Japan: Tokyo, South America: Rio de Janero, and USA: Miami, Los Angeles.
Timmie and El Ninjo are the leading contestants in this adventurous skateboarding competition.
You will discover how they are using out of the box thinking in combination with Ninja Farts and Martial Arts in order to beat the competition.
Their Ninja Skateboarding Fart discipline is moving them the bottom burping style and powered by spicy beans.
They are experiencing the most amazing and adventurous stories as they are farting around the world:
* The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster
* Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato
* Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome
* Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas
* Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower
* Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca
* The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World
* The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries
* Tokyo: Pop Cult & Ninja Farts
* The Skyline of LA in 3-D Ninja Fart Reality
and many more bottom belching Ninja Skateboard Fart adventures...
Timmie takes you through 15 stunning stories of Ninja Skateboarding farts that are all illustrated with colorful comic illustrations.
As Timmie, El Ninjo and the rest of the family are travelling around the globe, they are touching the most diverse cultures, and ancient cities with lots of historical heritage.
They are also experiencing the most curious and weird dimensions of life like the funny and bizarre pop culture of Tokyo.
You will be amazed and stunned by the stories because each destination brings another mysterious thing and challenge to life...
See you inside...
Here is a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day as you are counting down to Christmas day!
You'll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments:
* Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart
* Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe
* Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe
* Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints
* Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb
and 20 more...
This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. You and your kids will laugh your Christmas stockings off!
Buy today because you'll never know when the prize will go up!
Click the big button at the top of the page to start counting down to Christmas the smelly way...
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