New & Updated Edition
Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art!
I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations.
Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit!
These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter!
This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:)
The list of fart situation goes like this:
* The Wake Upper Popper
* The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot
* The Flying Carpet
* The Backpack Burster
* The Gasification In The Car
* The Neighbour Detonator
* The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism
* The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book)
and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes...
Dog Jerks: Funny & Hilarious Jokes For Kids & Pranksters - Jerky Dog Jokes & Dog Kid Pictures Photos Book
Go ahead...check out "Kid Book Series: Farting Dog Book With Hilarious Kids Fart Jokes, Fart Stories & Farting Dog Books Illustrations-Book For Kids Age 6-10- The Kids Books Online Adventure Of Epic Pants Ripping Fun" and LOL together with your kids...