Rated R

Do you miss the action heroes of the ‘80s and ‘90s?Meet Sid Hansen. He’s the finest killing machine the secret shadow government has ever produced. Feelings? He doesn't have them. Manners? Nope. Remorse? Absolutely not. This guy would detonate a bus full of kittens to kill one terrorist. He shoots first and asks questions never.So why is he running a cash register in a video store? Good question. The answer is complicated-and it’s about to get a lot more complicated because an 8-foot-tall super zombie, a mystical ninja, teams of commandos in unmarked black helicopters, and an unstoppable super soldier are all coming to kill Sid. Why? Because of a girl…But don’t worry about things getting all sappy. Sid doesn’t have time for that. And this isn’t that kind of story. This is a story about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of the women.Boredom is a disease... and Rated R is the cure. So go ahead, pick up this thriller and make your day.Note: This is the Studio Interference Edition of Rated R with extra, never-before-seen content. That means:-More satanic bikers!-More kung fu for the Asian market!-More product endorsements!-More obscure nerd culture references only five or ten people will get!-More steak!