39 and Never Changed a Diaper

This work takes a comical view at the reasoning behind why women do not conceive. The author has never had children and feels no reason to. Her lifestyle is completed by a pet, and she sees no reason to change her life for something more hectic. Tanya Wexler Russell was born in Greenwood, Mississippi, a small town in the heart of the delta. She now resides in Madison, Mississippi with her husband and dogchild. Her occupations have ranged from Radio Personality, Lifeguard, Optician, to Registered Medical Assistant, Transcriptionist, and Certified Coding Specialist. Never being completely satisfied with her job history, the one thing she is sure of, is the fact that she’s 39 years old and never had the urge to change a diaper. As she watches her friends chase drooling babies and taking vacation days to take care of sick kids, she sits back and uses her vacation days for real vacations. She attributes her youthful appearance to the fact that she doesn’t worry about teen pregnancy, child support, or college tuition.