This short story is a glimpse into the everyday life of my cousin, Adam. We are close and I'm often worried for his health and well being due to his ability to drink massive amounts of alcohol on a daily basis; often times putting himself in horrid situations. Much of them he can't remember the next day. Though his drinking is monumental, people love him. He is charming and has one of the most genuine laughs you will ever find. I am also highly interested in his vested ability to be happy during the worst of situations, making for a very colorful personality. His ups and downs are well known and when asking him if he minded me writing a short story, leaving nothing out, he said "Fuck it, Do it." So, I wrote it like I saw it. This short story is not for the faint of heart. Possibly I'll lengthen this at a later date.